Sunday, August 12, 2007

Big Purses

Ok, so I am toally guilty of this on occasion and therefore am a victim of my own post...


Big fucking purses. Yes Nona, I know, they are trendy. But for crying out load the counter is only so big. And While I glance towards the never ending line and then back at some bitch elbow deep in a black hole....it is SO hard to think of trendiness.


Seriously though. When I walk into a busy place, while I am waiting in line I not only decide on what I want (instead of arriving at the front only to look up and going "hmmmm, what do I want?") I also try to get my form of payment out. If it is a debit card, I get it out. If it is cash, I get that out too. Shit, even if I am buying a slurpee...I get my goddamn quarters ready.

But some women just do not get it. Not only do they hold up the line by digging in a never-ending hole, they take up all the damn counter space! And while they are in there digging around, the poor person behind them is helplessly trying to get their order in and then trying to break through the space in order to pay!

Perhaps trendy clutches or small bags is in the fashion future...

19 comments:

heiligeglut said...

Ohhhh yes, that drives me nuts too. I'm a cashier at Wal-mart, and people do this constantly. It's as though they don't realize they'll have to pay until you tell them what they owe you, and then they act all startled, like they're shocked you're asking for money now. And of course they're pissed if they have to wait thirty seconds for YOU to do anything...

Bethany said...

Lyndz, I take this post as personal assault. I'd like to think it's not big purses that are the issue, rather extrememly disorganized people. You don't need to carry around your entire bathroom counter, receipts from the last six years, or the kitchen sink. It's just unnecessary. For those of with big purses who are organzied, a single grab in will produce the wallet and therefore, timely payment... ;)

Anonymous said...

have you seen the visa check card commercials? if you haven't, you should. there is one with a lady on her cell, reaching into a huge purse, with a look on her face saying "why don't you fix this".

i work at a service desk. so we get what you get ten fold. "what do you mean this isn't on sale? well make it that price." or my ever favorite. "can i go home and get the rest of the money? i don't have enough."

Emma said...

Why would you want to carry around a body bag?

ambika said...

I *just* started carrying a big ass kiwi green bag with me -- it's primarily for work (laptop, packages to mail, my lunch & excess shit I probably don't need to give myself back spasms over) but holy hell do I carry just my wallet with me to the coffee shop. And yes, I have my drink order and money ready.

People who do not are brain damaged, big bag or no.

Joanna Goddard said...

omg, i totally agree! get your @#(* money out! funny post....

daddylikeyblog said...

I am completely guilty of this everywhere I go. I carry a huge purse, in which I carry a huge wallet, in which I carry every receipt I have amassed since roughly 1995, and I can never decide what I want to order and then it takes me up to five minutes to find my debit card and my god do you really still want to be my friend?

Anonymous said...

I carry a big fucking purse all the time, too not because it is fashionable but I not only have my crap but also my children's crap - which includes things from lollipops to things that actually wipe the crap from their behinds - so yes, I carry a big purse. What I find more ridiculous is that a mega corporation like "SB" hogs the five feet of counter space that two people must share with 4.75 feet of crap - where we must stand shoulder to shoulder, tripping over one another to buy our four dollar coffees without knocking down mints, cellophaned biscotti, clearance mugs, old holiday cookies, and CDs. Move the crap off the counter and let me put my bag down for a second so I can give you money (while I am navigating the piles of counter swag, keeping off the next customer's hip, giving over my four bucks, and holding a toddler's wandering hands off said customer and counter swag)! You would think us giving you money is such an inconvenience. So I feel ya - but do you feel me? :-P

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